no more snow

I swear Nashville relocated to Wisconsin. nothing else for it. I have to go up 3 hills to get to my apartment. I only made it up one. I had to walk the 2 huge hills with my beer and frozen Amy's dinner. A nice guy helped me up one. The hipster kids are sledding with boxes. It's my birthday tomorrow and I'm probably spending it alone. My parents have shitty weather in Memphis as well. Mark may come hang tomorrow night but it depends on weather and his schedule. Those 2 hills made me realize something. either I'm old or really really out of shape. I need to hit the gym.

it must suck to be the President

think about it.....somewhere in the country at any given minute you've pissed someone off. You answer to an entire fucking country. Nothing you do is ever going to be right, because the average person thinks that the world revolves solely around them. They never think that the information the media sends out on any given topic may not be everything there is to know. so you get criticized about every single thing you do. Instead of getting up and making a change in the world these fuckers sit on their ass and bitch that you aren't doing enough. GET THE FUCK UP AND DO SOMETHING YOU LAZY BITCHES!!!!! you don;t get to bitch if you aren't willing to step up to the plate

it could be worse

I was going to write a post about how I have to give my dog to my parents and how I feel like my life is shit and then haiti happened. and it puts things in perspective. I have a home and food. These people don't have that. Please go donate. Remember what you have and what they don't have. Be a good person

I love having a blender

just saying

I got a text today......

from my friend Sunshine (not her real name). all it says is help!!!!!! Sunshine is a lesbian and I’ve been so damn proud of her for accepting herself for who she is and who she loves. Apparently it’s an act. She proceeds to tell me that she slept with a guy. Not only slept with him but didn’t use protection. I’m going to start sounding like my mother soon. let me address the unprotected sex thing first. DO NOT HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX YOU FUCKING MORONS! No matter how well you think you know someone…you have no clue who they truly are. Everyone holds something back. E.V.E.R.Y.O.N.E. No one is exempt from this. This girl has shaken my basic belief in people. She told me that all she wanted was to be straight. I asked some questions…..if it makes you miserable why do it? Would you date someone that wants to change something about you? Why live up to what a bunch of fucked up people think? They hate on you because they hate who they are. I don’t understand hating yourself for loving someone of the same sex. I know that I spend a lot of time hating myself. I know and acknowledge this and I’m trying to move on from that, but I have NEVER hated myself for being bisexual. Can someone explain….

ok snow....you can go home now....that home far away from me

I am so not amused. This is the view outside my balcony. Three days of this. I swear I think I went to sleep one night and the entire city of Nashville woke up in Wisconsin. I am so not amused. I found the fountain on my way to work the other day. This is the South.....why is it not warm?

it's flippin' cold!

it is a sad sad day when NY is warmer than Nashville. They are actually calling for snow tonight. And in the grand tradition of practical jokes with my friends.....I let them borrow my Explorer and they poured water in the lock of the driver's side. So I've been having to climb in through the passenger's side for almost a week. I love my friends, but someone will die for this.